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**jelgate** · 01 May 2015, 07:35 PM

You mean fiber. All geriatrics carry around fiber

**ZRFTS** · 02 May 2015, 01:28 AM

Not me. I recently lost weight by turnicating my user name.

**jelgate** · 02 May 2015, 04:57 AM

And you are?

**Pharaoh Hamenthotep** · 02 May 2015, 03:38 PM

**jelgate** · 02 May 2015, 03:46 PM

Meh

**Pharaoh Hamenthotep** · 02 May 2015, 04:05 PM

I knew you would like it

**jelgate** · 02 May 2015, 05:40 PM

I have no feelings

**Pharaoh Hamenthotep** · 02 May 2015, 06:30 PM

None at all?

...Is Jel a robot?

**jelgate** · 02 May 2015, 06:44 PM

I'm just not a woman. Women have feelings

**ZRFTS** · 02 May 2015, 09:16 PM

Originally posted by jelgate View Post

And you are?

Freeman. Gordon Freeman.

**jelgate** · 03 May 2015, 05:03 AM

And your social security number and bank account number?

**Pharaoh Hamenthotep** · 03 May 2015, 05:16 AM

Try 1234

**jelgate** · 03 May 2015, 05:39 AM

That's my IQ

**Pharaoh Hamenthotep** · 04 May 2015, 09:21 AM

*gets into Jel's bed* I don't feel well

**ZRFTS** · 04 May 2015, 12:57 PM

So, Cinco De Mayo is coming up; what is the Cantina doing to prepare for this?

The GateWorld Cantina MKII