The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[lordofseas]

*opens Los' Bible commentary* According to this I should kill you now and then burn some books....*Throws an iron Bus at Foley and goes to the nearest book burning*

What a moron.

[Col.Foley]

*opens Los' Bible commentary* According to this I should kill you now and then burn some books....*Throws an iron Bus at Foley and goes to the nearest book burning*

*deploys Force Lance and pwns the bus crumpling it up before it even hits him...gets really epic imagein head * I am not serious about it though.

Though I can just imagine the conversation me and the Lord will have about it when I get up there to...well lets call them the pearly Gates.

Foley: hiya God

God: Ah yes Foley lets see....disrespecting parents...ewwwww.....and idol worshipping. You will go to hell.

Foley: Ah come on God you can't mean that I was not serious I have always been batting for you.

God: But it says right here that you started a thread in some online forum dedicated to some online chick and started to worship her.

Foley: Nah I was just being silly.

God: Were you realy?

Foley: Yes aren't you supposed to know my heart or something?
God:......ok...well...yeah.

Foley now: Probably just made my sentence go up another three years.

[lordofseas]

*goes off to perform all sorts of debauchery*

Ah, sin.

[squirrely1]

Precisely.

precisely what?
Why do I have that quote running through my head now... "Elementary my dear Watson" ? ?

Like I said, suspicious. But use it for what it is worth and nothing else. Kinda like wiki.

true and it is a good resource just to look up stuff....and stuff

Its not

the mighty jelgate has spoken

I'm going to start my own sacred text and add it to the list - just as soon as I write one

I think we need to submit the Cantina Sacred Texts

I have a sacred text. It's called the Kama Sutra. Hehehe.

funny.... but that is already online in many places

[Col.Foley]

precisely what?
Why do I have that quote running through my head now... "Elementary my dear Watson" ? ?


true and it is a good resource just to look up stuff....and stuff


the mighty jelgate has spoken


I think we need to submit the Cantina Sacred Texts


funny.... but that is already online in many places

Emma where?

[lordofseas]

funny.... but that is already online in many places

I follow the texts nightly.

[squirrely1]

Emma where?

huh? YOu should have an app for that on your iphone by now...why are you asking me?

I follow the texts nightly.

nice Have an app like Foley has for Emma and Beck?

[lordofseas]

huh? YOu should have an app for that on your iphone by now...why are you asking me? nice Have an app like Foley has for Emma and Beck?

I don't have an iPhone.

[Col.Foley]

huh? YOu should have an app for that on your iphone by now...why are you asking me?



nice Have an app like Foley has for Emma and Beck?

*snort*

I do not have an app for Beck....hell I do not have any aps

[Ukko]

Oh I see yeah I noticed that too...not in regards to Tolkien...then again the guy was trying to start his own religion

No, he wasnt.

[squirrely1]

I don't have an iPhone.

I don't either So where do you get the texts then?

[Col.Foley]

No, he wasnt.

Well he was trying to give England mythology....

[squirrely1]

Ok so let's write the Cantina Sacred Texts


The gods of the Cantina hath spoken and decree-ith the following.....

1. Thou shalt not be nice to any noob nor help any noob out of the pit prematurely. If any such Cantinian defiles this rule thou shalt be place in the Twilight room til thee moon falls into the sea or until the Mayan Calendar runs out whichever is greater.

[aretood2]

No, he wasnt.

I knew this would eventually drag you out

[lordofseas]

Ok so let's write the Cantina Sacred Texts


The gods of the Cantina hath spoken and decree-ith the following.....

1. Thou shalt not be nice to any noob nor help any noob out of the pit prematurely. If any such Cantinian defiles this rule thou shalt be place in the Twilight room til thee moon falls into the sea or until the Mayan Calendar runs out whichever is greater.

*winces at the attempt at archaic English*