The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[Ukko]

*Smites Ukko*

Its like GB. *Eats bacon*

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

The sparrow has found the radiator. *Hands over envelope*

The goose has nested *takes envelope and hands over a purple dress*

[jelgate]

The goose has nested *takes envelope and hands over a purple dress*

The package is in the pigpen.

*puts purple dress in the matter change machine*

[Ukko]

The package is in the pigpen.

*puts purple dress in the matter change machine*

The Aurohcs have taken the bacon. *Puts matter change machine in the post*

[Promethius30]

Its like GB. *Eats bacon*

Btw you looked good in the blue dress

[jelgate]

The Aurohcs have taken the bacon. *Puts matter change machine in the post*

They must suffer

*gets flamethrower*

[Ukko]

Btw you looked good in the blue dress

I have no blue dress.

[Ukko]

They must suffer

*gets flamethrower*

This is what happens when the women dont bring me my Aurochs.

*Gets canoe* They may try to swim away.

[jelgate]

This is what happens when the women dont bring me my Aurochs.

*Gets canoe* They may try to swim away.

They can't swim. Swimming requires intelligence

[Ukko]

They can't swim. Swimming requires intelligence

Then we shall put our ovens on an island. Now, if the women unchain themselves, they wont be able to leave the ovens.

[jelgate]

They are the ovens.

[Ukko]

As long as i have bacon what they are is unimportant.

[jelgate]

Bacon is the meaning of life

[Ukko]

We could do with more bacon.

[jelgate]

Thier is no such thing as enough bacon