The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[jelgate]

You do? Jel! It sounds like a Cantina Wedding *stands a cardboard cutout of Cow next to Tey*

Cantina idiots and drunk we are forced here today to permit the the slavery of Tey to cowpants. If anyone who thinks Tey shouldn't be cow's start a brawl Cantina style

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Cantina idiots and drunk we are forced here today to permit the the slavery of Tey to cowpants. If anyone who thinks Tey shouldn't be cow's start a brawl Cantina style

*sits quietly*

[Nolamom]

*bows head reverently*

[jelgate]

Very well. As cow is off in important Cantina business his best friend PH will speak for him. PH, does cow take Tey as his slave hence forth refered as wife for the rest of his life to do as he wishes

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Very well. As cow is off in important Cantina business his best friend PH will speak for him. PH, does cow take Tey as his slave hence forth refered as wife for the rest of his life to do as he wishes

Cow does

[Nolamom]

*pokes Tey in ribs with dagger*

[Princess Awinita]

*pokes Tey in ribs with dagger*

*breaks Nolamom's fingers, steald dagger, throws it at PH*

[Rickington]

*Brings down Ricks insurance company, then breaks all his expensive things*

I'm sorry, but I have to do this.

*destroys the Ukkobot in retaliation*

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

*breaks Nolamom's fingers, steald dagger, throws it at PH*

*catches dagger*

[Shanthaia]

*bangs onto fraying pan with cookie spoon to celebrate occaions*

[jelgate]

Cow does

Since we don't need to hear from woman folk they are married. By the power invested in me Mapp's insanity I proclaim the bar is open

[Princess Awinita]

*bangs onto fraying pan with cookie spoon to celebrate occaions*

*Contemplates the hope ticket to somewhere for Cowpants.....*

[Princess Awinita]

By the power invested in me Mapp's insanity I proclaim the bar is open

Get hammered.... Dear

[Ukko]

I'm sorry, but I have to do this.

*destroys the Ukkobot in retaliation*

*Uses plot hole dust on Ukkobot*

[jelgate]

Okay

*hammars lurking WP*

You have been lurking for days. My patience runs thin