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10 October 2011, 01:52 PM
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Dont forget to take the lurking Goose.
The Goose is in the oven..
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The Goose is in the oven..
The frog has cooked the leopard. *Hands PH the package*
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The frog has cooked the leopard. *Hands PH the package*
The red haddock flies at midnight *takes the package and hands Ukko a key*
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10 October 2011, 01:57 PM
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The red haddock flies at midnight *takes the package and hands Ukko a key*
The ducks have found their beaks. *Takes key and hands over an envelope*
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10 October 2011, 01:58 PM
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The ducks have found their beaks. *Takes key and hands over an envelope*
The hamster has left the wheel *takes envelope and hands Ukko a stopwatch*
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The hamster has left the wheel *takes envelope and hands Ukko a stopwatch*
The elephant has sold the marmalade. *Takes stopwatch and hands over a waterproof watch*
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The elephant has sold the marmalade. *Takes stopwatch and hands over a waterproof watch*
The whale has delivered the postman *takes waterproof watch and hands over a spoon*
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10 October 2011, 02:04 PM
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The whale has delivered the postman *takes waterproof watch and hands over a spoon*
The kangaroo has eaten the spork. *Takes spoon and hands over the silver hockey puck*
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10 October 2011, 02:06 PM
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The kangaroo has eaten the spork. *Takes spoon and hands over the silver hockey puck*
The budgie has found the mirror *takes silver hockey puck and hands over a wooden teapot*
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The budgie has found the mirror *takes silver hockey puck and hands over a wooden teapot*
The fish has taught the rabbit kung fu. *Takes teapot and hands over the tea*
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The fish has taught the rabbit kung fu. *Takes teapot and hands over the tea*
The cat is in the freezer *takes tea and hands over coffee*
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The cat is in the freezer *takes tea and hands over coffee*
The Shan has eaten the paintings. *Burns coffee and hands over a VHS tape*
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The Shan has eaten the paintings. *Burns coffee and hands over a VHS tape*
The Iguana is in the cauldron *takes VHS tape and hands over more coffee*
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10 October 2011, 02:17 PM
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The Iguana is in the cauldron *takes VHS tape and hands over more coffee*
*Dies*
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*Dies*
The Ukko is in the furnace *steals surveillance tapes*
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