Liar. Nothing is greater than bacon
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More bacon is greater than bacon. Which is why i always have more. But sometimes The Man tries to take that extra bacon, so i suffocate him with tofu and make sure the last thing he hears is me telling of the awesome of bacon.
But, The Man has minions. So, it is often up to me, a master of Bacon Fu, to lay these fools low, to make them unto dust and use them as fuel to cook more bacon. When i have had my fill, i stand atop the remaining corpses and shout "Lo! I say unto thee, foul demons of baconless heart! If ye do not heed my words and follow the ways of bacon, I shall strike thee down and thy skulls shall forever be used for the storage of bacon, that i would cook upon a grill and consume with knife and fork carved from thine ribcage."
And so it is that those baconless demons are hunted throughout Bacondom and beyond, for they, being without bacon and rejecting the noble ways of bacon, are scum and have no right to life.sigpic
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*cries on Ukko's shoulder*If found, is probably lost on the way to Azaroth or the Pegasus Galaxy
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Why are thine eyes leaking on my mighty shoulder?Originally posted by Draygon View Postsigpic
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I must have the old calender. *Checks* 890BC. Yeah, its a little out of date.Originally posted by Pharaoh Hamenthotep View Postsigpic
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No kidding. 890 BC is when SQ was bornOriginally posted by Ukko View PostOriginally posted by aretood2Comment
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Lord Ukko, I ask that you do mightly smite some people.Originally posted by Ukko View PostIf found, is probably lost on the way to Azaroth or the Pegasus Galaxy
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I'm Jelgate-23Originally posted by aretood2Comment
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what happened to the first 22? in the pit or did you eat them?Originally posted by jelgate View Postsigpic
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*runs away*
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