The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[Draygon]

Two words. Under the Law of Fail-itis, this constitutes as spam.

Not my fault PH turned me into a mermaid!

[jelgate]

Not my fault PH turned me into a mermaid!

She did?


*drains Dray's tank*

[Draygon]

She did?


*drains Dray's tank*

*is in the pond*

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Not my fault PH turned me into a mermaid!

*puts Dray in the blender* *takes the crystal out of the Transformation Necklace that Susie wears and throws it into the blender* *turns it on.... waits... pours Dray onto the bar*

[Nolamom]

ooooh, bar polish *gets out polishing cloth*

[lordofseas]

Not my fault PH turned me into a mermaid!

Excuses excuses. *thwaps Dray on the head*

[jelgate]

*is in the pond*

*drains the pond*

[lordofseas]

ooooh, bar polish *gets out polishing cloth*

Yes. CLEAN WOMAN, CLEAN!

[Draygon]

*puts Dray in the blender* *takes the crystal out of the Transformation Necklace that Susie wears and throws it into the blender* *turns it on.... waits... pours Dray onto the bar*

*pool of Dray slithers off bar to dark corner*

ooooh, bar polish *gets out polishing cloth*

*slithers faster*

Excuses excuses. *thwaps Dray on the head*

*has no head*

*drains the pond*

*is not in pond*

[lordofseas]

*pool of Dray slithers off bar to dark corner*

*slithers faster*

*has no head*

*is not in pond*

*immolates Dray*

Because you deserve it. TONIGHT, WE DINE. AT A&W!

[jelgate]

Yes. CLEAN WOMAN, CLEAN!

Its the only thing they are good for.

[Nolamom]

Yes. CLEAN WOMAN, CLEAN!

My philosophy:

[Draygon]

*pool of Dray essence glows with golden light, pulling itself together and becoming a pale skinned woman with red eyes*

Well... this is different.

[jelgate]

You like PH and two PHs can't occupy the same universe. One must die

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

*ascends*