The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[Ukko]

Ooh, we could make drums from their skin and drumsticks from their bones. Fast drumming and drunkenness = an awesome way to worship Ukko.

Indeed. The folks around here seem to be slacking in their Ukko worship.

[Ukko]

Indeed. The folks around here seem to be slacking in their Ukko worship.

We should teach them a lesson................After the nude beaches.

[Ukko]

We should teach them a lesson................After the nude beaches.

*Stears cantina into beachopolis' atmosphere* We are here!!

[Ukko]

*Stears cantina into beachopolis' atmosphere* We are here!!

*Naked high fives Ukko*

[Ukko]

*Naked high fives Ukko*

Now, we could do with being more drunk. To the beach bar!

[Ukko]

Now, we could do with being more drunk. To the beach bar!

*Cuts of the bar keeps head* Quick! Steal the rum!

[Ukko]

*Cuts of the bar keeps head* Quick! Steal the rum!

*Grabs barrels of rum and runs, hitting bystanders with the barrels as i go*

[Ukko]

*Grabs barrels of rum and runs, hitting bystanders with the barrels as i go*

That'll teach em to stand around and attempt to get out of our way.

To the loot balloon! We can drop exploding rubber chickens on the lazy beach bums.

[Ukko]

That'll teach em to stand around and attempt to get out of our way.

To the loot balloon! We can drop exploding rubber chickens on the lazy beach bums.

*Hops in the loot balloon*

They deserve it for being sober. Idiots.

[Ukko]

*Hops in the loot balloon*

They deserve it for being sober. Idiots.

*Hangs the barkeeps head from the bottom of the balloon* It will show them we are serious.

[Ukko]

*Hangs the barkeeps head from the bottom of the balloon* It will show them we are serious.

We are always serious! Now, get the rubber chickens and fill them with napalm.

[Ukko]

We are always serious! Now, get the rubber chickens and fill them with napalm.

CHICKENS AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!

Muahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaainen!!!!!!

*Drinks rum*

[Ukko]

CHICKENS AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!

Muahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaainen!!!!!!

*Drinks rum*

Listen to them scream!! Compared to that, mozart soundes like an electricuted cat on steroids.

*Drops more chickens* Scream, SCREAM!!

[Ukko]

Listen to them scream!! Compared to that, mozart soundes like an electricuted cat on steroids.

*Drops more chickens* Scream, SCREAM!!

Look! The ones who are trying to rsave our victims are being caught in the blaze!!

[Ukko]

Look! The ones who are trying to rsave our victims are being caught in the blaze!!

Muahahahaaaaainen!! Their faces are melting!!! This was an excellent plan!!: *Drinks more rum*