The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[Fandom Addict]

I can eat them! *Rushes Shan* Marshmellows!!

[susanne]

This is THE CANTINA! Nothing, no matter how stupid or insane is turned away! *Looks in kettle* Iced tea....In the kettle....What blastphemous trickery is this?

[Shanthaia]

*gives afa and susi mashmellows*

I dunno susi about the ice tea, but could you make some hot chcolate with whipped cream for the mellows, please?

[Ukko]

*In walks the sexy Ukko*

[Ukko]

*In walks the sexy Ukko*

Now thats sexy.

[Ukko]

Now thats sexy.

You have fine taste my friend.

[Ukko]

You have fine taste my friend.

This is true. But, anyone would have to be blind and stupid not to notice your sexyness.

[Ukko]

This is true. But, anyone would have to be blind and stupid not to notice your sexyness.

I cant argue with that, and anyone who does is clearly the epitome of fail.

[Ukko]

I cant argue with that, and anyone who does is clearly the epitome of fail.

We should fly this place to somewhere with a beach and lots of bikinis.

[Ukko]

We should fly this place to somewhere with a beach and lots of bikinis.

Agreed. *Sits in captaining chair* *Sets course for Beachopolis*

[Ukko]

Agreed. *Sits in captaining chair* *Sets course for Beachopolis*

Ah, the planet of endless nude beaches. Excellent choice.

[Ukko]

Ah, the planet of endless nude beaches. Excellent choice.

I thought it would be a good choice since neither of us own clothes.

[Ukko]

I thought it would be a good choice since neither of us own clothes.

What fool would. Owning clothes is almost as bad as alowing wraith to live.

[Ukko]

What fool would. Owning clothes is almost as bad as alowing wraith to live.

We should kill some wraith on the way, then celebrate our victory by drinking rum from their hollowed out skulls.

[Ukko]

We should kill some wraith on the way, then celebrate our victory by drinking rum from their hollowed out skulls.

Ooh, we could make drums from their skin and drumsticks from their bones. Fast drumming and drunkenness = an awesome way to worship Ukko.