The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[susanne1]

Its not the union I have a problem with, it's that zombies wanted me to join. Apparently I'm as much in need of brains as they are....

[susanne1]

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is last orders for my shift. It's self serve from here. Goodnight and I may even see you tomorrow if I dont get pressganged into the union by the zombies.

[jelgate]

We need someone of similar intelligence to run the bar. And I know just to thing.

*puts my cat in charge of the bar*

I thought about using a dog but then I remembered that sexual harassment class Mapp had to go to for sniffing CJ

[Gatefan1976]

*grumbles* *goes down the basement*

CRASH

BANGBANGBANG

ARHHHHHHHHHHHH

*returns* one bottle of specified booze. The zombies have formed a union and tried to pressgang me into joining.

I'm not a zombie, I pass all my QR codes

[jelgate]

The zombies wouldn't want you

[Admiral Mappalazarou]

There was absolutely zero basis for that lawsuit.

It's a security thing that I sniff everyone.

[Gatefan1976]

The zombies wouldn't want you

I assume you are saying lack of brains.
You would be wrong, the only evidence of that is letting you live in my shed.

[Gatefan1976]

There was absolutely zero basis for that lawsuit.

It's a security thing that I sniff everyone.

You SNIFF cantinians?
You're madder than Jel

[susanne1]

You SNIFF cantinians?
You're madder than Jel

This is known. Mapp's the maddest of all of us. That's why he's the boss.

[chocolate_muffin]

BARKEEP, corpse reviver please

[susanne1]

BARKEEP, corpse reviver please

Its in the jar right next to your elbow.

Happens a lot round here. I blame Jelgate.

[mad_gater]

You SNIFF cantinians?
You're madder than Jel

not much of a security measure either...the stench would render Mapp noseblind within hours

[susanne1]

not much of a security measure either...the stench would render Mapp noseblind within hours

Can't smell, bad taste.... MAPP HAS DA RONA.

[Gatefan1976]

Blaming Jel is a natural reaction.

[Gatefan1976]

not much of a security measure either...the stench would render Mapp noseblind within hours

Look who's talking!!
I bet you smell like a rose after pushing cart's all day!!
I damn well reek after doing night fill.
(ok I probably reek all the time)