The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[Gatefan1976]

Always Suzanne

[susanne1]

Wonderful. *slides a cold beer down the bar* Won't be too long before this barmaid's shift is up. It's 11 my time.

[Gatefan1976]

It's just past 10am here, better get me something stronger than a beer.

[susanne1]

Oh? *rummages around the bar. Pulls out a bottle of Jonny Walker and Grey Goose* Pick your poison?

[jelgate]

Oh? *rummages around the bar. Pulls out a bottle of Jonny Walker and Grey Goose* Pick your poison?

Cyanide

*pours it down susie's throat*

[Gatefan1976]

I love Scotch, but I'm not drinking Walker, any Black Douglass there?

Now I get to use Mrs GF's most hated words.
Hurry up wench!!

[susanne1]

Cyanide

*pours it down susie's throat*

Cute but I survived the Cantina's early days. Cyanide is just an almond flavoured chaser at this point now Uranium is where it's at for poison. Just ask the russians!

[susanne1]

I love Scotch, but I'm not drinking Walker, any Black Douglass there?

Now I get to use Mrs GF's most hated words.
Hurry up wench!!

Probably but it's in the basement and I'm not up to date with my tetanus shots and mauling insurance....
MAPP! Need you to run to the basement!

[jelgate]

Cute but I survived the Cantina's early days. Cyanide is just an almond flavoured chaser at this point now Uranium is where it's at for poison. Just ask the russians!

True but you are old as we have already established

[Gatefan1976]

Probably but it's in the basement and I'm not up to date with my tetanus shots and mauling insurance....
MAPP! Need you to run to the basement!

Mapp is the wench??

[susanne1]

True but you are old as we have already established

We havent established anything grampa. All we've established is that you need specsavers

[susanne1]

Mapp is the wench??

It's his bar and like I said my mauling insurance isn't up to date. They haven't been feeding the basement lion in my absence so it's pretty hungry.

[P-90_177]

It's his bar and like I said my mauling insurance isn't up to date. They haven't been feeding the basement lion in my absence so it's pretty hungry.

Looks dead to me but with all the zombies around it'll probably be ok.

[susanne1]

Looks dead to me but with all the zombies around it'll probably be ok.

*grumbles* *goes down the basement*

CRASH

BANGBANGBANG

ARHHHHHHHHHHHH

*returns* one bottle of specified booze. The zombies have formed a union and tried to pressgang me into joining.

[P-90_177]

*grumbles* *goes down the basement*

CRASH

BANGBANGBANG

ARHHHHHHHHHHHH

*returns* one bottle of specified booze. The zombies have formed a union and tried to pressgang me into joining.

Unions are good. I'd join.