The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[Annoyed]

bird seed? YOU WANT ME TO EAT BIRD SEED??!! Come on .....you can do better than that! At least sprinkle some bacon bits in there!

I have to refill that feeder twice a day. If I were a starving squirrel, I'd worry about getting anything at all, rather then the taste of it.

[squirrely1]

now now be nice...you know how bad singed squirrel fur smells?

[Annoyed]

now now be nice...you know how bad singed squirrel fur smells?

Not really. I don't make a habit of torching them.

[jelgate]

now now be nice...you know how bad singed squirrel fur smells?

it doesn't really have a smell

[squirrely1]

Not really. I don't make a habit of torching them.

well thank you for that!

it doesn't really have a smell

HMMMM maybe it's because...YOU DON'T HAVE A NOSE!!

[jelgate]

If I didn't have a nose I wouldn't have to stay out of Cincinnati

[squirrely1]

Hey we have Fries and Fries here. They make extracts. So you’ll be driving down highway and it smells like vanilla or something else amazing.

[jelgate]

You also have rotten garbage

[Annoyed]

Well, the squirrels have to eat something. Not everyone puts out bird feeders they can eat from.

[jelgate]

I just feed them lard so they are nice and big when I eat them

[squirrely1]

well seriously everyone knows that Michigan is the worst! You're America's armpit!

[jelgate]

Meh. I know what I am. Your insults don't bother me,

[squirrely1]

but your face bothers me!

[jelgate]

That sounds like your problem

[aretood2]

but your face bothers me!

It's what his mother said.