The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[jelgate]

I suggest we start by cutting the jugular vein

[Admiral Mappalazarou]

Ok.

*cuts a thigh*

WHOOPS

*cuts other thigh*

DANG IT

*slices left temple*

THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I LOST MY MEDICAL LICENSE

[mad_gater]

Ok.

*cuts a thigh*

WHOOPS

*cuts other thigh*

DANG IT

*slices left temple*

THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I LOST MY MEDICAL LICENSE

and your torturer's license.....honestly...cutting the femoral arteries (which are in the thighs) causes the subject to bleed out far too quickly....you need to draw the pain out a little more

[jelgate]

Ok.

*cuts a thigh*

WHOOPS

*cuts other thigh*

DANG IT

*slices left temple*

THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I LOST MY MEDICAL LICENSE

You need better instruments

*takes out laser and burns "Property of CJ" into P90*

[squirrely1]

*peeks in* MAPP??!! *skitters around happily*

[jelgate]

You just missed him SQ

[Admiral Mappalazarou]

Hi Squirrelly

*slices*

WHOOPS SOMEONE TAKE THIS THING OFF ME PLEASE

[jelgate]

*sets SQ on fire*

[aretood2]

Hi Squirrelly

*slices*

WHOOPS SOMEONE TAKE THIS THING OFF ME PLEASE

LET ME DO IT!!!!!! *Cuts off Mapp's nose* I can be helpful

[jelgate]

*cuts off tood legs at the knees*

I'm helpful too

[squirrely1]

Hi Squirrelly

*slices*

WHOOPS SOMEONE TAKE THIS THING OFF ME PLEASE

*jumps off* It's ok....no need to get out the sharp implements!

[jelgate]

*drills into SQ's knee*

Did you say something?

[squirrely1]

good thing I had those heavy duty knee pads on! *kicks him*

[jelgate]

*cuts off SQ'S legs*

[squirrely1]

now that wasn't nice!! Who's gonna keep Gateworld server exercise wheels running?