The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[Annoyed]

But he's a grumpy House Elf..

I was trying to set him free..

And get him to wear clothes..

Poor, confused PH.
It's jelgate that runs around with no pants, not me.

[jelgate]

He can wear a bathrobe like the rest of the crazy old men

But he is just like all the other crazy old men

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

That's why he should wear the bathrobe and slippers. It's the official crazy old man uniform.

[jelgate]

Don't forget the yelling at traffic

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

That's what he does when he wears the uniform. The rolled up newspaper is optional

[jelgate]

What about the smell?

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

He bathes in the same bathtub he uses to make his "whiskey"

It hasn't been emptied since 1974.

[jelgate]

Maybe that explains his delusion that whiskey is the best alcohol

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Maybe..

It might explain all the other delusions too..

[jelgate]

My favorite is this new one he has about peer review

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

He's clearly not originally from this planet. He doesn't understand anything here.

[aretood2]

I'll call the Toods in Black.

[jelgate]

We need flirttood. I've noticed any hint of drama on TV shows makes him naseous.

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

I'll call the Toods in Black.

Call the X-Files Toods.. it's about time they had a case they could solve..

[jelgate]

The truth is out there...in PH's bathroom