The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[squirrely1]

*shrugs and jumps down onto his head*. Hmm well if you weren't so bald I could just nest in your hair. *scurries away to find a new home*

[jelgate]

PH's mouth is pretty big

[squirrely1]

Oh I'm not falling for that one! PH's mouth has no A/C

[jelgate]

Its too cold for AC

[squirrely1]

It's still hot here

[jelgate]

That's just the hot air from your mouth

[squirrely1]

Or maybe it's your scarran face!

[jelgate]

*burn SQ with heat projectile*

[squirrely1]

*shoves a cooling rod in his eye socket*

[jelgate]

*melts rod*

Scarran not Scorpy

[squirrely1]

*sets pistol to self destruct and shoves it in his mouth*.

[jelgate]

*spits out pistol and throws at SQ before it explodes*

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

One time when I was walking my dog a woman stopped me in the street. "I just wanted to ask" she said, pointing at my dog, "what is it?"

I looked down, then answered, "A dog" and kept walking.

[aretood2]

You were walking the dog?

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

I don't see you volunteering to do it.