The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[squirrely1]

It's just cuz you try to run over them

[jelgate]

This is true

[squirrely1]

jelgate thinks it's a new game....squirrel go .....gotta kill 'em all!

[Annoyed]

If you look at the statistics there aren't that many squirrels killed on the road ways...they are too quick for that.....where we have our problems is climbing telephone poles and getting fried when our little feet scurries across the live wire and then makes contact..with the pole......it's BBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ *Fried Squirrel* *sigh* Lost so many relatives that way.

In order to be properly fried, they would have to be touching two wires simultaneously, and where there is no insulation, the wires are several feet apart. This is why birds can land on power wires; they are only touching 1 wire; current has no path to ground.

[jelgate]

10 more and ph will give me a new shinny badge

[aretood2]

It's time to send in the clowns *Sends in the city council*

[jelgate]

*throws cow pie in aretood's face*

[squirrely1]

In order to be properly fried, they would have to be touching two wires simultaneously, and where there is no insulation, the wires are several feet apart. This is why birds can land on power wires; they are only touching 1 wire; current has no path to ground.

it's when they reach the pole and they reach up from there and touch the grounded transformer....they complete the circuit and go boom...and I know this to be true. Mr. SQ works for our local power company and he frequently gets a good chuckle and teases me about their 'squirrel reports' because invariably when a squirrel gets fried it also blows the circuit and that means you have to dispatch the line crew to fix the problem. *watches jelgate make a note on his Mr. SQ clues whiteboard

10 more and ph will give me a new shinny badge

meanie See above ^ you could just run them up the poles instead....it would keep all those disgusting squirrel guts off your tires and undercarriage

[Livestick]

But what would be the fun in that? *runs over SQ*

[jelgate]

Lets send her to the Stalker Planet

[aretood2]

So say we all.

[jelgate]

Aretood is Adama?

[squirrely1]

But what would be the fun in that? *runs over SQ*

If you want fun go watch your various sports involving a ball.

Lets send her to the Stalker Planet

Why do I feel
Like that would be basically a Walmart store. Lol

[jelgate]

If you want fun go watch your various sports involving a ball.

Time for squirrel hockey.

*hits SQ with hockey stick*

[squirrely1]

*dodges and takes rescue from her flying cousin Rocky*