The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

But they're sold in fish and chip shops..

[jelgate]

Over here you can easily get fried fish and potatoes in bars. I entered the pubs assuming the same

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

You can get food in pubs. A lot of restaurant areas..

But fish and chips are usually sold in shops that only sell fish and chips..

[jelgate]

Then I keep on searching Hamodo

My alcohol

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

But.. but.. Jeldo! I'm Hamdalf!

*wears big pointy hat*

[jelgate]

Can I be Jelicus Jul Jerander

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

You can

As long as I get to keep my pointy hat

[jelgate]

*glues a Trump hat to PH's head*

hehehehe

[Annoyed]

What? And cover up the "Make America Great Again" tattoo ? You heathen!

[jelgate]

It says make, America Hateful.

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

*blasts Jel with Wizard's Fire*

[jelgate]

Only males can use Wizard's Fire

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

But.. But.. I'm Hamdalf!

[jelgate]

Is their Wizard's Fire in Lords of the Rings?

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Gandalf is a god in human form.. He only uses a tiny fraction of his power.. In The Fellowship of the Ring he says he is a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. So.. He has some fire-based powers..

He also has one of the Elven rings. The Fire Ring that enhances his fire powers