The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[aretood2]

So...do they have space cows provide all the leather in space for space people who wear leather in space shows?

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

I know. It's unforgivable

*puts on Power Armour* Mr Jelgate, get me a power core

[jelgate]

*attaches the hamster wheel*

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

....Where's the hamster?

[jelgate]

The pet store?

[The Flyattractor]

That's where Jel does all his food shopping.

[squirrely1]

Hey who stole my hamster wheel??!!!!

[jelgate]

You can't use it. We have to slim you down before you can use it

[squirrely1]

but how am I gonna slim down if I can't run on the wheel? this is the conundrum of a fat squirrel.

[jelgate]

I have a solution

*releases the rabid dogs*

You have to outrun them to live

[squirrely1]

*runs for a while and then just turns and gives them bacon*

[jelgate]

Once they eat the bacon, they will just catch your scent

[squirrely1]

I have them eating from my hands ...we are pals now

[jelgate]

They are also eating your hands

[squirrely1]

*throws the bacon towards jel* Sick 'em boys!