The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[Livestick]

Of course they're jagged. What kind of amateur do you think I am?

Actually, on second thought, don't answer that.

[jelgate]

I think you have lost your Cantina way and developed empathy for others. I blame SQ

[Nolamom]

SQ is required to have empathy since she works with rug rats. I, on the other hand, have absolutely no empathy or sympathy whatsoever for my teenage miscreants

[jelgate]

No one has to have empathy and sympathy. People fake feelings all the time at work

[The Flyattractor]

That's why Jel fits in so well at work. He just goes to there not have any emotional or sympathetic connections. He don't actually "WORK"!!!!

[Annoyed]

So, you're saying he's just another teacher. Sheesh, this place is rotten with them.

[jelgate]

Well, its your generations fault

[Annoyed]

Many of the problems this country has are the result of my generation's stupidity. I freely admit that.

[Livestick]

Now if only the rest of your generation could admit it.

[squirrely1]

I think we need to teach jel how to have emotions..... *steals the emotion chip from Data* Here jel now hold still... *installs the emotion chip* THERE!

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

But.. I just gave him Bender's emotion chip..

[Nolamom]

I doubt that we will be able to tell the difference

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Bender's chip can be tuned into other people's emotions so Jel will feel what they feel..

[jelgate]

But.. I just gave him Bender's emotion chip..

Have you ever thought about sitting down with your children....and hitting them

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

I'm in a house full of screaming brats. My sister, who for some reason thinks she's in charge of everyone, and won't stop screaming until she gets her own way.. And they're all popping balloons..

I think about it quite often..

They scared my dog so badly that she won't get off my bed..

Counting down the hours until they leave