The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[jelgate]

But I need that place to sleep

[squirrely1]

But I'm here now!

[The Flyattractor]

So no one is watching THERE then!?

[jelgate]

But I'm here now!

Did you bring the rubber cement?

[squirrely1]

Did you bring the rubber cement?

of course I always have it with me

[Nolamom]

SQ is always prepared - rather like a boy scout.


me, on the other hand, am prepared like a MAN scout

[squirrely1]

*kills Nola and "leaves no trace"* ...*giggles*....

[jelgate]

Use the lye

[Nolamom]

^old wives tale...if you REALLY want to get rid of a body, leave it in a pig farm - pigs will eat every scrap, including bone - just ask any medical examiner!

[squirrely1]

^old wives tale...if you REALLY want to get rid of a body, leave it in a pig farm - pigs will eat every scrap, including bone - just ask any medical examiner!

but how long does that take? *looks at watch nervously*

[jelgate]

Is their nothing you can't do bacon?

[squirrely1]

yes this is why we idolize the PIG...."All hail the Piggy Pig PIG"

[jelgate]

Its time for squirrel bacon. I'm going to feed it to Nola's kids

[squirrely1]

Its time for squirrel bacon. I'm going to feed it to Nola's kids

I realize you may idolize me like the pig but let me remind you that I am really not that tasty....we've been through this... I am very tough....too fatty

[Nolamom]

eliminating a body via pigs does not take long - less than a week

tough and fatty - interesting combination