The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

*points* Annoyed did it..

[Nolamom]

You degenerates have corrupted me. I actually bought bacon at the store today. For the first time in at least 20 years.

I had to go to the store this evening to buy bacon - I had no more in the house

Degenerates?

*appears in a puff of smoke in a bathtub with a rubber duckie*

Okay, who summoned me?

At least we know that you'll come to the dissolute signal

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

*gets into Nola's bed* Read me a bedtime story

[jelgate]

*gets into Nola's bed* Read me a bedtime story

Their once was a man named Annoyed. He hated everyone and everything...

[Nolamom]

*gets into Nola's bed* Read me a bedtime story

once upon a time there was a bottle of rum...then Jel showed up. Goodnight PH.

[jelgate]

Only 1 bottle? This is more tragic than Romeo and Juliet

[Annoyed]

Ok, question for the bacon eating reprobates and degenerates in this joint..

What is your preferred method of cooking it? So far, I'm not impressed with what comes out of the microwave after 2.5 minutes. 3 thick slices, 80% power level.

Preference would be for not so crisp.

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Microwave?

You should grill or fry bacon..

Or not leave it in the microwave so long

Jel! I think Annoyed might be Muffin..

[jelgate]

It doesn't add up. Besides the microwave, their are no similarities between the two

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

He stole Muffin's microwave?

[jelgate]

It's possible

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

But Muffin needs it

[jelgate]

But Muffin needs it

If muffin is still alive

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Indeed.. We don't know how long she's been without a microwave..

[jelgate]

*shoves PH into a microwave*