The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[jelgate]

Obviously the Cantina finally perfected miniaturization technology and we are tickling your olfactory nerve

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

You fiends!!

...Who did you miniaturise?

[jelgate]

Why cow of course. Cow said something about adding fat to your airbags

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

!!

So that's where Cow went..

[jelgate]

I thought you knew

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

I didn't

[aretood2]

*Is Salestood* I have magnifying glasses. High quality and low prices...

[jelgate]

You mean Contood

[aretood2]

*whistles innocently*

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

I'm most of the through making "The Water Filter part two" where instead of moving on to the second part of the story, I'm fixing the things Britta wasn't happy with in part one And after trying for a few hours to attach hair to the water filter model, I have added hair to the human version instead.. But now I'm finding it really hard to write a version of the story where the water filter wants to be human..

I really think she wants to be a water filter

[jelgate]

Probably related to Britta's false belief she is a god

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

I've just written the next part.. The water filter really isn't happy being human

[Annoyed]

Maybe the poor thing isn't happy being opaque ? All her life, she's had a body made of clear plastic. Maybe she needs to be transparent?

[jelgate]

I'm not happy being human. I now renounce my humanity. From now on I am a man eating ostrich.

[aretood2]

We are Tood. We are many.