The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[Meaghan]

*takes C4 and puts it in the Moon Castle*

Who is Michael Bay?

[jelgate]

The Sentries found it and plastered your kidneys with it.

*blows up Meaghan's kidneys*

[Meaghan]

*uses her 3D printer to print out new kidneys*

There, that's better.

[jelgate]

I don't think they will work.

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

I don't think they will work.

Bio-printing is a thing. They're working on transplantable organs.

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

*takes C4 and puts it in the Moon Castle*

Who is Michael Bay?

He's a director/producer.. makes those movies that are basically two hour explosions.. The Transformers movies, Armageddon, The Rock etc..

[Annoyed]

*Steals the 3D printer and prints up a large batch of C4

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

You know you would have to feed C4 into the printer to get a C4 sculpture out of it?

...It's not a replicator

[Nolamom]

don't burst his bubble

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

I can't. It's wrapped in tinfoil..

[Nolamom]

you need a stronger pin - use one of your used hypodermics

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

I don't have any..

[Annoyed]

Oh, I have no shortage of C4, the politics thread has more than enough bombs floating around. I just like to use the printer to disguise it as various innocent looking objects.

[jelgate]

I don't have any..

You can have mine

*pulls pin out of grenade*

Now what to do with this?

*shoves grenade down Meaghan's throat*

[Nolamom]

I have a whole bag of syringes...unfortunately, I also have the stuff I'm supposed to inject myself with too I don't like doing it