The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

There's a reason why I only READ the politics thread...too much crazy there. Plus, it's wayyyy too US centric.

But they don't know they're crazy..

Although.. if they spend all their time arguing about issues here they'll be too busy to make the changes they're talking about happen in the real world.. Some of the posters in that thread would be dangerous if they had any kind of power

[jelgate]

There's a reason why I only READ the politics thread...too much crazy there. Plus, it's wayyyy too US centric.

What do you expect when the majority of posters here live in the US?

We all can't smoke crack while in office like Canada

[Annoyed]

What do you expect when the majority of posters here live in the US?

We all can't smoke crack while in office like Canada

They do that in DC, too. Remember Marion Barry?

[jelgate]

When I want an opinion of a nut wrapped in tin foil, I'll ask PH

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

PH isn't a nut..

[jelgate]

Yes you are. Your mother told me so

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

*throws tea at Jel*

[jelgate]

*hits tea with baseball bat*

Got to get ready for world series. The whole world will be watching

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

It will?

[jelgate]

I'm going to turn the Earth into my Army of slaves

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

*buys a jelPhone* It will look great next to my jelPad and my new jelWatch

[jelgate]

I refuse to buy Apple products

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

I don't own any either

*plays game on jelPad*

[jelgate]

I am not a game. I will not jump

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

*presses jump button* Collect those coins! *makes Jel run*