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**Meaghan** · 13 July 2015, 08:25 PM

Great. First Jel was an Ori, now Jel is Ascended. What's NEXT?

**Nolamom** · 13 July 2015, 08:28 PM

Jel will delve into the deeper realms of hell....

**jelgate** · 13 July 2015, 08:37 PM

Originally posted by Nolamom View Post

Jel will delve into the deeper realms of hell....

We are already there. Its called Planet Earth

**Nolamom** · 13 July 2015, 08:41 PM

unfortunately, too true...

**jelgate** · 13 July 2015, 08:48 PM

I told you I was smarter than you

**Nolamom** · 13 July 2015, 08:52 PM

eh, not a huge feat as I am somewhat impaired at the moment

**Meaghan** · 13 July 2015, 08:53 PM

It's too cold out to be Hell.

**Nolamom** · 13 July 2015, 08:56 PM

it was in the mid-90s here today...not triple digits, yet, but likely soon....

**jelgate** · 13 July 2015, 08:59 PM

Originally posted by Nolamom View Post

eh, not a huge feat as I am somewhat impaired at the moment

You forget, I am always intoxicated

**Nolamom** · 13 July 2015, 09:02 PM

100% intoxication is extremely hard to maintain. What is your secret???

**jelgate** · 13 July 2015, 09:04 PM

I put a new liver in every day

**Nolamom** · 13 July 2015, 09:07 PM

good idea! you getting them discount from India?

**jelgate** · 13 July 2015, 09:14 PM

Five finger discount

**Nolamom** · 13 July 2015, 09:18 PM

you have a handy scalpel, eh?

**jelgate** · 13 July 2015, 09:28 PM

I used your fingerprints so when the cops come you get arrested

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