The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

*checks blanket nest for Dray eggs*

[Draygon]

*there are no eggs*
*there is however lots of cuddly toys*

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

No eggs?

*squeezes Dray*

[Draygon]

Oi! What do you think I am? A tube of toothpaste?

... on second thoughts dont' answer that

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

You can be if you want...

*throws Dray into the Inanimate Object Machine*

[Britta]

You can be if you want...

*throws Dray into the Inanimate Object Machine*

(Schwarzenegger voice) You are inanimated.

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

*sets the machine to "skirt" and throws Britta in*

I think Jel will like you

[Britta]

It doesn't work on deities.

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

[jelgate]

It doesn't work on deities.

How fortunate for us you aren't a deity.

[Annoyed]

Myself, I don't think we should ignore a water filter, as it can be a versatile gadget. I think we might be better with a cloning/conversion machine.
Place the water filter in the machine, select "Clone" and then on the "convert to" selector, select the type of filter that you need; furnace filter, a grease filter for the range hood in the kitchen, automotive gas and oil filters, air filters and such. If you think about it, there are an awful lot of filters in the equipment that we use day to day.

[jelgate]

We could just Britta for all of these.

[Britta]

How fortunate for us you aren't a deity.

Blasphemy!

[jelgate]

Silence. Now filter this water PH gave me

[Annoyed]

We could just Britta for all of these.

She would have to be modified to fit the mountings for various filter types. Screw on mountings for oil filters, a rectangular form for use as a furnace filter, for example. That's the "Convert to" aspect of the machine.