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**jelgate** · 04 July 2015, 02:15 PM

No. I've seen the things you do in that closet

**Pharaoh Hamenthotep** · 04 July 2015, 02:20 PM

Lies!

**jelgate** · 04 July 2015, 02:26 PM

Jelgate never lies

**Meaghan** · 04 July 2015, 02:57 PM

No, Jel just exaggerates.

Who was Cow?

**jelgate** · 04 July 2015, 02:58 PM

Noobs aren't allowed to say his name

**Pharaoh Hamenthotep** · 04 July 2015, 04:35 PM

Her name..

**jelgate** · 04 July 2015, 04:52 PM

All we have is your word. And I don't trust you

**Pharaoh Hamenthotep** · 04 July 2015, 04:52 PM

But I brought you bacon

*offers bacon*

**jelgate** · 04 July 2015, 04:55 PM

Its a start but not trust

**Pharaoh Hamenthotep** · 04 July 2015, 04:59 PM

I also brought Muffin milk

...And rum

**jelgate** · 04 July 2015, 05:09 PM

It sounds like you are trying to fatten me up

**Pharaoh Hamenthotep** · 04 July 2015, 05:29 PM

Nonsense!

Now eat the rest of your steak and then you can start on the dessert..

**jelgate** · 04 July 2015, 05:33 PM

But grandpa always said to eat dessert first.

**Pharaoh Hamenthotep** · 04 July 2015, 05:40 PM

Fine

But you'll have to eat some cookies when you're done..

**jelgate** · 04 July 2015, 06:03 PM

What if I don't?

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