The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[jelgate]

That's why I bleached her.

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

It's not like my cat to disappear like this..

[jelgate]

Maybe she got kidnapped by an evil butler. I saw it in a movie once

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

I suspect Nargles are behind it..

Or Nola..

[jelgate]

It makes sense. Nola can portray the crazy cat lady trope

[Nolamom]

Actually, we seem to have lost a cat this week as well... haven't seen him in several days - this is totally unlike him. I'm afraid that he may have gone to kitty heaven. He was all fur and bones - so skinny the past few months.

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Still no sign of my cat

[jelgate]

Everything is going according to plan

[Nolamom]

you have a plan?

[jelgate]

I always have a plan. PH's depression didn't happen naturally. It was a work of by genius

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Does that mean Jel is responsible for Cow too?

My cat is still missing

[jelgate]

She was delicious

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Cow or my cat?

[jelgate]

I cannot say

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

...Can we still eat Nola?