The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[Nolamom]

perhaps she babysits like you do

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Cow and Mr Cow have two children of their own

And Cow had a Calfpants with her ex-girlfriend..

[Nolamom]

oh the humanity! those poor, poor things...

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

*steals Nola's things*

[Nolamom]

I haven't got any things - I'm a poor teacher

on the upside, Mr. Nola just went to pick up my car from the body shop. Hopefully it's all better now from that crazy woman running into me...

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Many Cantinians are teachers

*drives Nola's car* This is much more fun than Cow's minivan

[Nolamom]

minivans are accursed vehicles

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Cow needs the extra room..

*drives Nola's car around the Cantina*

[Nolamom]

my car looks good. Happy to have my baby home.

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

But PH wants to drive it..

[Nolamom]

PH drives on the wrong side of the road. My car would be wrecked again in no time.

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

I'll drive down the middle of the road

I can't reach the pedals in Cow's minivan.. the seat is too far back

[Nolamom]

I have long legs too. My seat might be too far back for lil' o' you too.

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

*sits in Nola's car* ...I should test it..

[Nolamom]

*locks the doors*