The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[jelgate]

No complaining about the brand I "acquired"

[Nolamom]

if it's alcoholic, it's probably okay. If you had to steal it, it's probably better. If they just GAVE it to you, it's probably a waste of time. If it's non-alcoholic, throw it back!

[jelgate]

I keep the non-alcoholic and throw it at people I don't like. I haven't paid for beer or anything since the new millennium.

[Nolamom]

it's only right

[jelgate]

Of course. After all jelgate is truthful and honorable

[Nolamom]

your honor is slightly skewed in your favor

[jelgate]

I'm just taking advantage of my gifts. Its the American way

[Nolamom]

so, now you're claiming to be gifted too?

[jelgate]

Everyone has a gifts. Most don't get the opportunity to find out what they are

[Nolamom]

I am an artist, a good cook, an excellent teacher, and I'm kind to dogs. Hey, I'm very gifted.

[jelgate]

Its not hard to be an excellent. The bar is so low that all you have to be is sober

[The Flyattractor]

I don't even get gift cards for Christmas.

[jelgate]

I will pretend to care but I don't

[The Flyattractor]

I will pretend to care that you don't care to pretend to care about not caring to pretend to care about what you don't care or pretend to know about caring.

[jelgate]

You do that