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**The Flyattractor** · 24 March 2014, 01:39 PM

I look forward to Soylent Green: Children's Flavor

**Nolamom** · 24 March 2014, 03:22 PM

Sounds yummy!

**jelgate** · 24 March 2014, 03:23 PM

I hear your singing breaks glass

**Nolamom** · 24 March 2014, 03:28 PM

And my fist will break your face

**jelgate** · 24 March 2014, 03:34 PM

Your weak arthritis knuckles? Keep on dreaming

**Nolamom** · 24 March 2014, 03:42 PM

I;ve got brass knuckles to back them up

**jelgate** · 24 March 2014, 04:11 PM

I brought a shotgun.

*blasts off Nola's knuckles*

I never miss.

**Nolamom** · 24 March 2014, 04:42 PM

yeah, that's what you said about my neck-didn't happen then either

**jelgate** · 24 March 2014, 04:55 PM

It did happen senile one

**Nolamom** · 24 March 2014, 05:51 PM

Ain't so - I would know

**jelgate** · 24 March 2014, 05:56 PM

No you wouldn't. Its a fact that the senses diminish at advanced age

**Nolamom** · 24 March 2014, 06:02 PM

Methuselah has got nothing on me!

**jelgate** · 24 March 2014, 06:09 PM

And I've got your wallet. Everyone knows teachers are practically rich

**Nolamom** · 24 March 2014, 06:18 PM

There is a WIDE gulf between rich and practically

**jelgate** · 24 March 2014, 06:22 PM

That's what rich people say to hide their money.

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