The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[jelgate]

Not surprising you might have missed that. Could be a couple of reasons...
1) California is in no danger of falling into the pacific. Los Angeles could become a suburb of San Francisco, however.
2) everyone knows that Californians are high most of the time and often do not notice what's happening in front of them

Then we must dig a river around California so it is separated from the US. We can use you kids as free labor. If they complain I have my cattle prod

[Nolamom]

I really *need* a cattle prod this week... last week of the grading period and I've given them all reports on what they're missing. Some never seem to get it that I require work EVERY day... just like the real world

[jelgate]

Even Test day.

*is selling cheat sheets*

[Nolamom]

oh yeah, and they know what I'll say when they say something about a "free day" - I always tell them that I've never charged them for all the wisdom that I depart to them daily

[jelgate]

Of course not. It would be fraud to charge them for something you don't have.

[Nolamom]

I will have you know that I have a great deal of wisdom in regards to sociology and economics ( and to a lesser degree, government )

[jelgate]

That's called knowledge. Its different than wisdom.

[Ukko]

*Sets fire to California* I am a hero.

[The Flyattractor]

*Sets fire to California* I am a hero.

No. That just makes you a copycat.

[Ukko]

No. That just makes you a copycat.

*Burns Fly* Now im a superhero.

[jelgate]

*launches the fiery Fly into the sun*

[The Flyattractor]

Finally a Dry Heat!

[Ukko]

Now Nola.

[The Flyattractor]

Poor Ukko. Having to live with such hatred.

[Ukko]

Hatred has to live with me.