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**jelgate** · 20 February 2014, 05:29 AM

Women can't eat bacon.

**Pharaoh Hamenthotep** · 20 February 2014, 05:37 AM

But you didn't want it...

**jelgate** · 20 February 2014, 06:35 AM

Irrelvent like the red spots on nola's neck.

**Pharaoh Hamenthotep** · 20 February 2014, 06:40 AM

I think they give Nola's neck character

**jelgate** · 20 February 2014, 08:12 AM

Its no WP mustache

**Pharaoh Hamenthotep** · 20 February 2014, 08:15 AM

Indeed.. It's not even a Cow airbag..

But at least the red spots attract attention away from her hump..

**jelgate** · 20 February 2014, 08:43 AM

Maybe nola is a camel. We should test this theory.

**Pharaoh Hamenthotep** · 20 February 2014, 08:46 AM

Should we leave Nola in the desert and see if she survives?

**jelgate** · 20 February 2014, 08:48 AM

With no water

**Pharaoh Hamenthotep** · 20 February 2014, 08:49 AM

Of course with no water..

She should also be blindfolded.

**jelgate** · 20 February 2014, 09:33 AM

I like the way you think talking potato

**Pharaoh Hamenthotep** · 20 February 2014, 09:39 AM

........

I think Jel might be sober..

He's starting to hallucinate..

**jelgate** · 20 February 2014, 09:48 AM

*shoots pH*

You dare insult the bacon king

**Pharaoh Hamenthotep** · 20 February 2014, 09:58 AM

I do.. because I'm over here.. There's no one over there..

**The Flyattractor** · 20 February 2014, 10:04 AM

Sobriety is no fun...especially when you plan to go see the Lego movie.

*dives to the bottom of the tankard*

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