The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[jelgate]

What do I care? I'm not going to Hell.

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

you do NOT want PH nekkid

[jelgate]

Don't PH on me, PH

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Don't PH on me, PH

But I am PH..

[jelgate]

And a waste of space

[The Flyattractor]

In space no one cares if you PH...

[jelgate]

In space no one cares about PH

[The Flyattractor]

Not even enough to avoid ph if for no other reason so as not to splatter PH all over your deflector screens? On ph dries it is murder to scrape PH off.

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

It's not just in space..

[jelgate]

You bring it on yourself

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

*eats Jel's bacon*

[The Flyattractor]

What do I care? I'm not going to Hell.

And Hell just gave a big sigh of relief...

*eats Jel's bacon*

Uh oh...May have spoken too soon!

[jelgate]

Don't worry fly. Women can't eat bacon

[The Flyattractor]

But they sure can fry it up in da Kitchen! And their bare feet make good grease sponges.....

[jelgate]

True on both counts