The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[Nolamom]

everyone likes nuts

[jelgate]

I don't.

[squirrely1]

Hey I'm not a pig

[jelgate]

Then why am I carving your belly for bacon?

[squirrely1]

Then why am I carving your belly for bacon?

IDK....perhaps it's my clone that's really a piggy....yeah don't ask

[jelgate]

Who would be stupid enough to clone sq?

[squirrely1]

it was a mistake...late one night I stumbled into the cloning machine to only then have my clone run into the species change machine...hence the confusion

[jelgate]

Did I tell you about the time I used the species change machine to make hybrid species

[Nolamom]

hybrid species? electric/gas?

[jelgate]

I supply the gas.

*eats beans*

[Nolamom]

*opens the airlock*



*pushes Jel out*




















































it needed to be done

[jelgate]

*appears behind the bar*

As a long time Cantina I helped build this place

[Nolamom]

which is probably why it doesn't meet code compliance

[jelgate]

This is the cantina. We don't follow codes or laws

[Nolamom]

so, unsafe at any speed is your style?