The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[Nolamom]

no matter how many beans you eat, you will never outgas Mr. Nola

[jelgate]

I did that 20 months ago

[squirrely1]

yeah but seriously Mr. SQ can raise the roof

[jelgate]

Such is expected from the great Mr. SQ

[squirrely1]

Such is expected from the great Mr. SQ

*constructs a fart room* there now all you "boys" can go have your farting contests

[jelgate]

Can I eat my squirrels first?

[squirrely1]

Can I eat my squirrels first?

I would suggest your beans that makes you the fartiest actually.... cow's three bean salad I think is the worst

[Nolamom]

the band director at the high school that I went to used to have fart-lighting contests with the boys...I never saw it (thank god) but my brothers told me about it

[jelgate]

the band director at the high school that I went to used to have fart-lighting contests with the boys...I never saw it (thank god) but my brothers told me about it

Its how fire was discovered

[squirrely1]

the band director at the high school that I went to used to have fart-lighting contests with the boys...I never saw it (thank god) but my brothers told me about it

oh geeze I guess burning candles in the fart room is probably NOT a good idea then?

[jelgate]

What a hero. And I never knew his name

[Nolamom]

I think it was Ludeke

[jelgate]

Its a miracle you can think at all given your advanced age

[Nolamom]

my mind is like a steel trap! (I buff off the rust every now and then)

[jelgate]

Your mind is like a clay trap