The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[AtlantisRules!!!]

I've been shaving my head for a few years now.. since my hair started falling out by the handful..

If I let it grow I look like Gollum

And that's....? Oh, right. Gollum is bad. I've been an iguana so long I sometimes forget these things.

Does that make AR your precious?

That would explain why she constantly picks me up...

I shall return shortly...

[aretood2]

And the heretic flees with his heresies.

[The Flyattractor]

So now would be a good time to put out the anti AR strips then?

[Girlbot]

I don't think flystrips work on iguanas

[aretood2]

Well, if his tongue gets stuck on it while attempting to feast on the flies...

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Well, if his tongue gets stuck on it while attempting to feast on the flies...

You might be on to something.. *wraps Tood in flypaper*

[The Flyattractor]

*puts down anti PH strips.*

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Then cow will never return. Pass the message PH

*passes a note*

Cowpants

Tell Jel I'm busy being a full time mother to my daughter.

The adoption agencies are being a pain with all the questions they ask. Especially about my past. Yes, I was born male. But I am clearly a married woman now. Please can I have one of the babies you have advertised in this book? I want to have four but they get the rule book out every time they notice my file says I'm transgender. I don't want it to take as long as it did the first time around.

Jel, get as many Saturns as you can find and meet me in my secret hideout, otherwise known as my walk-in shoe closet.

[jelgate]

So a long winded excuse that I am right about cow never returning

[Nolamom]

Jel has forgotten the way to the secret hide-out?

[jelgate]

Nonsense. You just go through the underwear drawer at silly's house

[The Flyattractor]

Silly has a house? I thought that was just a time-share.

[AtlantisRules!!!]

"Shortly" "three and a half hours" close enough.

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

"Shortly" "three and a half hours" close enough.

*squeezes AR*

[AtlantisRules!!!]

Ow.