The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Thief!

But... but.. I was going to give it back.. eventually..

[Nolamom]

it could be shiny too....

[jelgate]

Pudding is not that great

[jelgate]

The pork is good.

*releases PH into the wild*

[Nolamom]

depends on the kind of pudding and the application...cocoanut pudding in pie is good. Lemon meringue pie...good. chocolate silk pie...good...

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

The pork is good.

*releases PH into the wild*

I'm free! *runs away*

[jelgate]

Thats more pie than pudding

[Nolamom]

by weight and by volume - more of it is pudding

[jelgate]

I don't believe you

[jelgate]

I can't bust heads like I used to. But I have my ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Milwauke. I needed a new cheese wheel for m'house. So I decided to go to Zilwauke, which is what they called Milwauke in those days. So I tied an bacon to my forehead. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost 5 dollars, and in those days, dollars had pictures of shot glasses on 'em. Gimme five shots , you'd say. Now where was I... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had bacon tied to my forehead, which was the style at the time. You couldn't get pork bacon, because of those hippies. The only thing you could get was those big turkey ones..."

[aretood2]

I find your lack of faith....disturbing.

[jelgate]

*Force chokes aretood*

[aretood2]

But you do not believe in the Force. You're worse than AR in that regard. He's merely a heretic, you're an unbeliever.

[jelgate]

I never believe in things that do not exist

[Nolamom]

I don't believe in half the things that do exist