The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[jelgate]

You would do the same if the roles were reversed

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

*passes another note*

Cowpants

My role has been reversed, Brother. I used to like looking at all the models in my ex's lingerie catalogues. Now I am a lingerie model, and a wife and mother.

But just you wait until I get a decent internet connection. I'll have the cannon ready for you

[jelgate]

Tell cow I'm no fool. Cow has been saying forever wait until her Internet connection is fixed. I know well enough that day is never going to happen

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

*passes another note*

Cowpants

It will be fixed one day, Brother. Then we can get back to driving Saturns into the Grand Canyon. You'll get to see all my pictures as well. I love taking photos of me.

[jelgate]

Talk is cheap. I believe in proof.

[Nolamom]

Talk is cheap. I believe in proof.

a minimum of 80 proof I'd say...

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

*sends Nola to fix Cow's internet connection*

[Nolamom]

I know how to do that? When mine screws up, I just re-boot the modem

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

You don't? ...I can't send Squirrel, she doesn't know the way..

[Livestick]

You can send Livestick. He'll "fix" cow's internet.

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

*sends Livestick*

[jelgate]

You don't? ...I can't send Squirrel, she doesn't know the way..

Typical of women. Gets lost and has to ask someone for directions

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Does Jel want to go?

[jelgate]

No. I hear cow has gotten fat and sober

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Indeed