The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

bah... forgot about the body

*gives Keeper a human to feed on*

[chocolate_muffin]

I used that to rescue a crate of Cowparts *points to the grill*

Mmmm... steak *nibbles*

*wakes up long enough to filch some lovely, pink, juicy burgers*

*swats Keeper away* My steaks

[Keeper]

*gives Keeper a human to feed on*

sustenance only, cooked food has proper taste

*nabs a spare for later*

oh yeah... i like this guy. shame the blonde thing has to spoil it though

Mmmm... steak *nibbles*


*swats Keeper away* My steaks

keep yer bony steaks, i'm after the burgers, sausages, mince... y'know the bits that are a bit cheaper, but are actually better

[chocolate_muffin]

keep yer bony steaks, i'm after the burgers, sausages, mince... y'know the bits that are a bit cheaper, but are actually better

Who said I have bony steaks? There are nice, soft, bloody ones too

[aretood2]

Ever hear about the Monkey and the Dog?

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Ever hear about the Monkey and the Dog?

Do you mean the dog and the dancing monkeys?

[aretood2]

Do you mean the dog and the dancing monkeys?

Yeah, that. Good times, good times...

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Yeah, that. Good times, good times...

We have a Wraith Queen in the Cantina now *ties Aretoo to a stake and waits for Keeper to appear*

[aretood2]

We have a Wraith Queen in the Cantina now *ties Aretoo to a stake and waits for Keeper to appear*

Wait, what about Dray?

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Wait, what about Dray?

Dray is part Time Lord..

[aretood2]

Dray is part Time Lord..

But she's still Part Wraith Queen....with a temper She was eating cookies one time, and I asked for one and she hissed at me.

[Shanthaia]

*wanders around and disperses crates of chaos*

[susanne]

But she's still Part Wraith Queen....with a temper She was eating cookies one time, and I asked for one and she hissed at me.

Never touch the cookies. Or the ice-cream. Unless you'd like to be nigh on 90.

[Keeper]

We have a Wraith Queen in the Cantina now *ties Aretoo to a stake and waits for Keeper to appear*

but but but... artificial life-forms aren't sustenance


and rom-dolls are always safe anyway

[Keeper]

Never touch the cookies. Or the ice-cream. Unless you'd like to be nigh on 90.

just stay away from the hagen-daz... and i'll.. well, not look out for ya, but i won't start hunting if thats enough incentive for you