The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[Padme18]

*gets axe*


I'm ready

Hey, let me out of here first! Rick! Let me out before Jel destroys this thing with me in it! *starts panicing despite her Jedi training*

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Hey, let me out of here first! Rick! Let me out before Jel destroys this thing with me in it! *starts panicing despite her Jedi training*

*runs back in* *presses the "on" button* *runs away again*

[Replicator Todd]

I have dark brown hair.. *starting to look like rogue from the X-Men*

Thats not a bad thing. Rouge is sooper cool.

*sits in front of machine and eats sandwich*

I fail to see how this benefits Admiral Awesome aka me

Admiral Ackbar is better. He says "Its a Trap" instead of "I'm Awesome" all the time. Traps are awesome.

[Rickington]

Hey, let me out of here first! Rick! Let me out before Jel destroys this thing with me in it! *starts panicing despite her Jedi training*

*pulls out a plasma welder* Step back. I'm going to cut the locking mechanism off.

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

*pulls out a plasma welder* Step back. I'm going to cut the locking mechanism off.

Too late The machine is done *opens the door*

[Rickington]

Too late The machine is done *opens the door*

... That's it. I'm going to destroy the Cowpants machine, it's for your own good, PH.

*pulls out an AT4 rocket launcher and fires a rocket at the Cowpants machine*

[Padme18]

*runs back in* *presses the "on" button* *runs away again*

Noooooo! *puts herself into a Force enduced trance that lowers her body temperture and heart rate tricking the machine into thinking she's dead and not changing her*

*pulls out a plasma welder* Step back. I'm going to cut the locking mechanism off.

Too late The machine is done *opens the door*

*falls out onto floor* *comes out of trance and rushes to the nearest mirror* Thank the Force that worked! Good thing I spent all that time in the archives reading about the Old Republic Jedi and the things they could do.

... That's it. I'm going to destroy the Cowpants machine, it's for your own good, PH.

*pulls out an AT4 rocket launcher and fires a rocket at the Cowpants machine*

*joins you with lightsaber* Take that you infernal machine!

[jelgate]

Noooooo! *puts herself into a Force enduced trance that lowers her body temperture and heart rate tricking the machine into thinking she's dead and not changing her*





*falls out onto floor* *comes out of trance and rushes to the nearest mirror* Thank the Force that worked! Good thing I spent all that time in the archives reading about the Old Republic Jedi and the things they could do.


*joins you with lightsaber* Take that you infernal machine!

Like rip off Eastern religions

[Padme18]

like rip off eastern religions

[Rickington]

*joins you with lightsaber* Take that you infernal machine!

*overloads all of the circuitry in the Cowpants machine's, to prevent it from being used again*

[jelgate]

*overloads all of the circuitry in the Cowpants machine's, to prevent it from being used again*

*blows up New Jersey*

I wanted to help

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

*blows up New Jersey*

I wanted to help

*breaks a force lance* PH is helping

[Rickington]

*blows up New Jersey*

I wanted to help

Thank you, you have done this nation a fine service!

[jelgate]

*blows up Pennsylvania*

[Replicator Todd]

Like rip off Eastern religions

Everything ripoffs something. We are all ripoffs.