The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[Ukko]

Not if you give me some pudding...?

Jelgate ate it all. You have too cut it out of him.

[AtlantisRules!!!]

Jelgate ate it all. You have too cut it out of him.

But that means I'd have to get up. Could you bring him over here?

[Ukko]

But that means I'd have to get up. Could you bring him over here?

Ukko? Do something helpful for someone?

[jelgate]

Of course. Ukko helped mankind by giving the women their place

[Nolamom]

we have a place?

[Gatefan1976]

In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy matches, going to the beach and barbies. He created night for going prawning, sleeping and barbies. God saw that it was good.
Evening came and morning came and it was the second Day.

On the Second Day God created water - for surfing, swimming and barbies on the beach. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Third Day.

On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants - to provide tobacco, malt and yeast for beer and wood for barbies. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Fourth Day.

On the Fourth Day God created animals and crustaceans for chops, sausages, steak and prawns for barbies. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Fifth Day.

On the Fifth day God created a bloke - to go to the footy, enjoy the beach, drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at barbies. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Sixth Day.

On the Sixth Day God saw that this bloke was lonely and needed someone to go to the footy, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie with. So God created Mates, and God saw that they were good blokes. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Seventh Day.

On the Seventh Day God looked around at the twinkling barbie fires, heard the hiss of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the Blokes, smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns and God saw that it was good. well almost good. God saw that the blokes were tired and needed a rest.

So God created Sheilas - to clean the house, bear children, wash, cook and clean the barbie. God saw that it was not just good, it was better than that, it was bloody great!

[jelgate]

In these days men get paid more than women for the same job. This is my kind of utopia

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

PH stacked shelves once ...And damaged PH's shoulder Those shelves were heavy...

[jelgate]

I stacked boxes the other day

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Youtube has offered PH a merchandise store

....Will take a lot of setting up.. Templates to download.. and images to make..

[jelgate]

When you become rich remember your friends when you were poor like jelgate

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

I don't think I'll become rich by doing this... maybe slightly less poor.. if anyone buys anything at all..

[jelgate]

Whatever you have donate to the Jelgate Charity

[The Flyattractor]

....but I dont' wanna give away my comic books and empty beer can collection....ok its not really a collection I just aint got around to hauling em to the recycle yet....anybody got a truck I can borrow?

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

*sends a goat* It's all I have...