The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[jelgate]

Make it work PH. Whatever it takes

[Nolamom]

I'm still wondering how Ukko died from the prick of a squirrel-sized sword?

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

I'm still wondering how Ukko died from the prick of a squirrel-sized sword?

Ukko is very small...

*replaces the past Ukko with a squirrel* Now Ukko didn't die ...But a squirrel did

[Ukko]

Hurry up PH, i am waiting.

[Nolamom]

Ukko is very small...

*replaces the past Ukko with a squirrel* Now Ukko didn't die ...But a squirrel did

so, a TINY awesome god?

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Hurry up PH, i am waiting.

It's done you're safely hidden in the Cowpants machine, as long as no one turns it on...

[Nolamom]

muahahaha....

[Ukko]

so, a TINY awesome god?

An awesome god can be any size he wishes.


Now that i am back, i have a plan.

*Runs with scissors* *Trips over and stabs self in the heart shaped empty space* Ah,,,,err......*Gargle* PH...act....activate...the Omega ...13......*Gargle* *Dies*

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

An awesome god can be any size he wishes.


Now that i am back, i have a plan.

*Runs with scissors* *Trips over and stabs self in the heart shaped empty space* Ah,,,,err......*Gargle* PH...act....activate...the Omega ...13......*Gargle* *Dies*

No need! One of the transformation machines will fix you *puts Ukko back in the Cowpants machine* Remember.. I did it to save you. *activates the machine*

[Ukko]

No need! One of the transformation machines will fix you *puts Ukko back in the Cowpants machine* Remember.. I did it to save you. *activates the machine*

But it doesnt bring people back from the dead. You just have a cow corpse.

[Nolamom]

I keep most of my tiny awesome things in my jewelry box. Would you like a new home?

[Nolamom]

and more importantly, do you sparkle?

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

But it doesnt bring people back from the dead. You just have a cow corpse.

But you no longer have a scissor shaped hole in your chest.. Nurse Jel! Get the resuscitation kit

[Ukko]

and more importantly, do you sparkle?

No, dont make me use you as bait to catch giant ants.

[jelgate]

An awesome god can be any size he wishes.


Now that i am back, i have a plan.

*Runs with scissors* *Trips over and stabs self in the heart shaped empty space* Ah,,,,err......*Gargle* PH...act....activate...the Omega ...13......*Gargle* *Dies*

*takes PH's place 13 hours in the past*

Whatever I do I can not change history.

*activates Giant death ray and blow up a sun*

That was suppose to happen