The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[Ukko]

We could turn the lights on.. *presses button*

And you had your eyes closed too? It's a good thing we used Tame's credit card to pay for the Science Mobile..

I gotta go to sleep now, so i guess it is good that we dont have to pay for damages...

[Princess Awinita]

But you're in the Science Mobile.. you could at least take some readings with the thing that looks a bit like an oversized microscope attached to a computer panel... I'm sure Spock had something similar on the Enterprise but I have no idea what it is..

Kryten had one too, only thing is the batteries kept dying on him, I have to admit, England has great TV shows, Monty Python, Red Dwarf, man., so danged silly

[Girlbot]

Don't forget Fawlty Towers.

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

I gotta go to sleep now, so i guess it is good that we dont have to pay for damages...

Don't fall asleep at the wheel Tey, you'll have to drive.. I'm busy pressing buttons over here *pushes the big red button*

[Princess Awinita]

Don't fall asleep at the wheel Tey, you'll have to drive.. I'm busy pressing buttons over here *pushes the big red button*

You mean that button that says "IN CASE OF TIDAL WAVE" ??

[Princess Awinita]

Don't forget Fawlty Towers.

Or How to Irritate People

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

You mean that button that says "IN CASE OF TIDAL WAVE" ??

Indeed.. We crashed into Cow when Ukko fell asleep If I hadn't pressed it the wobble in Cow's silicone airbags would have destroyed the Science Mobile..

[jelgate]

I am th3 begnning and the end

[WingedPegasus]

Ice to meet you

Talk about a cold reception.

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Bad WP! *hits WP with a rolled-up newspaper*

[WingedPegasus]

Bad WP! *hits WP with a rolled-up newspaper*

Some people are just no pun at all.

[jelgate]

*hits PH with lead bricks*

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

*hits PH with lead bricks*

*falls down* I'm hurt

[jelgate]

Does anyone care PH is hurt?

[Livestick]

Bad WP! *hits WP with a rolled-up newspaper*

Why? All she did was make a bad joke.

Wait... come to think of it, that's MY job. She stole my job! Bad WP! *hits WP with rolled up newspaper*

*hits PH with lead bricks*

My bricks are better. *gets brick on a stick and hits people indiscriminately*

*falls down* I'm hurt

*kicks PH while she's down*

This feels right.