The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

No, you are not.

1. You have no wizard.
2. You have no magic sword, ring, cloak or anything enchanted.
3. You have no tough, fearless warrior who is really vulnerable deep down.
4. There is no prophecy.
5. Do you see any elves? No.
6. No dwarfs.

You need at least one of these for a quest!

We started a quest.. We have:

A wizard
A man made of jelly
A cowardly cat-woman
A Tood in a basket
And a yellow brick road

[Girlbot]

"3. You have no tough, fearless warrior who is really vulnerable deep down."

Wrong. Girlbot is here. I fit the criteria, now don't be mean or I'll cry

[Ukko]

We started a quest.. We have:

A wizard
A man made of jelly
A cowardly cat-woman
A Tood in a basket
And a yellow brick road

You also need a dark lord. *Points to the tower of Ukko* Im Hes in there.

Muahahahahaaaaaainen!

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

"3. You have no tough, fearless warrior who is really vulnerable deep down."

Wrong. Girlbot is here. I fit the criteria, now don't be mean or I'll cry

Then you may join our quest to see the wizard.. Although at this point I no longer remember why we need to see him...

[Gatefan1976]

No, you are not.

1. You have no wizard.
2. You have no magic sword, ring, cloak or anything enchanted.
3. You have no tough, fearless warrior who is really vulnerable deep down.
4. There is no prophecy.
5. Do you see any elves? No.
6. No dwarfs.

You need at least one of these for a quest!

What if I am just starting my quest

[Girlbot]

Then you may join our quest to see the wizard.. Although at this point I no longer remember why we need to see him...

I don't know, last thing I remember is you were searching for your GPS

[Ukko]

What if I am just starting my quest

Then you should be on your farm, knowing nothing of the outside world untill the wizard comes.

[Lilith]

*operates* ...What happened to my operating table? Did someone steal it?

i sent it off to get a fresh wash of viscera and gore

[Gatefan1976]

I don't know, last thing I remember is you were searching for your GPS

So we have a magic box then??

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

i sent it off to get a fresh wash of viscera and gore

*has finished operating on Fly*

[Gatefan1976]

Then you should be on your farm, knowing nothing of the outside world untill the wizard comes.

I would be, but some jumped up self styled "dark lord" arrived

[Girlbot]

So we have a magic box then??

Why aren't you sleeping? It's 3AM is aussieland.

Do you have a magic box?

[Gatefan1976]

Why aren't you sleeping? It's 2AM is aussieland.

Amost 3am

Do you have a magic box?

Did you find the GPS?
It would be a magic box.

[Girlbot]

Well I am off to a baby shower .

Leave some crumbs for me to follow .
*beams out*

[Gatefan1976]

Well I am off to a baby shower .

Leave some crumbs for me to follow .
*beams out*

If only it were a Christaning, then we would have magic water