The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Did someone leave the Ukko cloning machine on again?

[Ukko]

Indeed. Ukko was hiding behind the bar. But we got him.



Lets play hockey with it!

You can go in goal.

[Ukko]

You can go in goal.

I dont want to!!

[Ukko]

I dont want to!!

*Cuts out Ukko's heart* I will not be defied by such as you! *Shaves the dead Ukko and dumps him in the forest for the wolves* *Eats the heart*

[Ukko]

*Cuts out Ukko's heart* I will not be defied by such as you! *Shaves the dead Ukko and dumps him in the forest for the wolves* *Eats the heart*

Now you have noone to play Ukko head hockey with...

[Ukko]

Now you have noone to play Ukko head hockey with...

I can play with you.

[Ukko]

I can play with you.

Err....*Waves arms* Im not really here, oooooh. *Flees*

[Ukko]

Err....*Waves arms* Im not really here, oooooh. *Flees*

He vanished!!!

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

The fiend! *puts on Ukko-Finding Hat*

[Ukko]

He must be a witch.

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Indeed *ties rocks to Ukko's feet and throws him in the Rum Pool*

[Ukko]

If he sinks, he's a witch, if he floats, he's a witch, if he drinks all the rum, he's a witch.

[Ukko]

If he sinks, he's a witch, if he floats, he's a witch, if he drinks all the rum, he's a witch.

[Ukko]

Its PH.

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]