The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[jelgate]

oxymoron

Don't change the subject. This is not about PH

[Girlbot]

Everything is about PH.

[Ukko]

oxymoron

Only for females. Mens opinions are always correct.

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Everything is about PH.

*hides*

[Rickington]

*hides*

*Injects PH with the Cowpants chest-growing virus*

[Ukko]

*Injects PH with the Cowpants chest-growing virus*

That was the rapid bearding serum!!

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Cow has implants. They're not caused by a virus

[Rickington]

That was the rapid bearding serum!!

Well, this should be interesting.

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

*twirls moustache*

[Ukko]

Well, this should be interesting.

She'll grow an epic dwarf beard.

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

PH isn't a Dwarf.. PH is 5 foot 6 and a bit..

[Rickington]

PH isn't a Dwarf.. PH is 5 foot 6 and a bit..

And a bit?

*injects PH with more of the Cow virus*

[Ukko]

PH isn't a Dwarf.. PH is 5 foot 6 and a bit..

So PH really is Howard Wollowitz. Ukko is 6ft.

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

So PH really is Howard Wollowitz. Ukko is 6ft.

*demands proof of Ukko's six feet*

[Ukko]

*demands proof of Ukko's six feet*

*Demands proof of PH's 5*