The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[AtlantisRules!!!]

I am a Prince, and therefore a politician. And as a politician it is my duty to be completely honest and to never EVER lie. Therefore I cannot fufill your request.

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Tax season! I require 20 gallons of pudding from each of you.

I keep mine in the Cauldron.. You're welcome to go in there to get it..

[Gormagon]

Rush is guilty of manslaughter if I remember right. Does that not sound so much worse then murder? MANSLAUGHTER.

Lamest crime? Loitering.

*Cop throws a guy in a cell with another dude.*

The new guy sighs, then turns to the guy who was already in the cell. " Hey, what are you in for?" he asks.

"MANSLAUGHTER!!!!!! I gutted that pathetic worm like a fish!! I watched him bleed out like a stuck pig!!!!!!!! Roar!!!
What are you in for punk?!" the man says.

" Loitering! I...loitered. A lot. In a very menacing manner. Yeah...." he replies as he crawls into one of the cells corners.

[Nolamom]

I have paid my Cantina tax to Ukko. I am free for another year! He collects in Aurochs.

[Promethius30]

*joins in the fun*

[squirrely1]

*joins*

[jelgate]

*plays pin the tail on SQ*

[Nolamom]

how many tails can SQ hold?

[jelgate]

0. Women lack hand eye coordination

[Nolamom]

I lack coordination period. I'm terrible at tennis - love to watch it, can't play worth beans.

[squirrely1]

I'll have you know I am very coordinated....it's about the one skill I do have *juggles*

[jelgate]

*throws swords at SQ*

Juggle that

[Col.Foley]

I taught I taw a Legion Sig...>I deeed I deeed see a Legion!

[jelgate]

I taw a moron named SQ

[squirrely1]

*throws swords at SQ*

Juggle that

I taw a moron named SQ

*juggles the swords and throws one at jel*