The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[squirrely1]

gee I am feelin the love tonight

*goes to watch TV*

[jelgate]

gee I am feelin the love tonight

*goes to watch TV*

This is the Cantina New. Today bacon became the world's unified currency. Ukko is in field with the story. Ukko....

[LT. COL. John Sheppard]

They will if I tell them to

i won't

[Ukko]

Im out here in the field now Jelgate; but, err, we have a little problem. I got into the local bank vault and started eating all the the bacon. Bankers and customers were displeased, voices were raised. A swat team now surrounds the bank. They want the hostages i took in self defence. I said they can have them, as soon as i've eaten the bacon and get a fuelled helicopter on the roof and clear skies from here to Canada.

Back to you in the studio Jelgate.

[jelgate]

I guess its true what they say. Everyone in the Cantina is a fugutive. This just in. Pants are now illegal unless you are over 40.

[LT. COL. John Sheppard]

This just in. Pants are now illegal unless you are over 40.

its cold now so cold

[jelgate]

The Cantina way of life is more important

[squirrely1]

Im out here in the field now Jelgate; but, err, we have a little problem. I got into the local bank vault and started eating all the the bacon. Bankers and customers were displeased, voices were raised. A swat team now surrounds the bank. They want the hostages i took in self defence. I said they can have them, as soon as i've eaten the bacon and get a fuelled helicopter on the roof and clear skies from here to Canada.

Back to you in the studio Jelgate.

It's ok.. I've got the intersect...we'll download it into....LOS they will never know.....what hit....them

[jelgate]

I'm not so sure. Won't they notice a menatally challenged person like LOS getting smarter

[Col.Foley]

It's ok.. I've got the intersect...we'll download it into....LOS they will never know.....what hit....them

what are they handing those things out at gift shops now?

[jelgate]

Because the Cantina controls the streets

[LT. COL. John Sheppard]

pfth Mad Max Rockatansky controls the streets

[squirrely1]

I'm not so sure. Won't they notice a menatally challenged person like LOS getting smarter

well that's the beauty of it...they won't notice til he flashes then it's too late WHAM.... they won't know what hit them

what are they handing those things out at gift shops now?

no I just have an inside contact

[jelgate]

pfth Mad Max Rockatansky controls the streets

No he doesn't

*locks Shep in Chinese room*

[squirrely1]

No he doesn't

*locks Shep in Chinese room*

oh we have a Chinese room now? WHen does this stuff happen? I wanted a say on the art and decor in that room dammit