The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[Ukko]

*beams back to Home Planet*

*Follows with a large pointy stick*

[Girlbot]

I hope you remembered to pack good coffee.

Why do you think I go back there now and then. The coffee's better

[AlexanderD]

Im an inconsistent individual.



You have your way, i have my way. With my way, i get the information and have fun. Dont under estimate the effects of fear an panic.

Just remember the three panic period principles. The human animal is a social animal. Take away all stimulus, and the mind begins to feed on itself. Three panic periods later, they will tell you everything happily.

[Girlbot]

*Follows with a large pointy stick*

You cant find Home Planet

[AlexanderD]

Why do you think I go back there now and then. The coffee's better

Care to trade some Blue Mountain? Call it a taste test.

[Girlbot]

Just remember the three panic period principles. The human animal is a social animal. Take away all stimulus, and the mind begins to feed on itself. Three panic periods later, they will tell you everything happily.

That is only contingent on the concept that there is only one individual occupying that mind.
Some people are never alone.

[Girlbot]

Care to trade some Blue Mountain? Call it a taste test.

Sorry, your clearance level for Home Planet isn't high enough

[AlexanderD]

That is only contingent on the concept that there is only one individual occupying that mind.
Some people are never alone.

Actually, its contingent on intelligence. The higher the intelligence of the subject, the faster they break.

[AlexanderD]

Sorry, your clearance level for Home Planet isn't high enough

I don't want to vacation there, just trade coffee.

[Girlbot]

Actually, its contingent on intelligence. The higher the intelligence of the subject, the faster they break.

There is a fine line between intelligent and insane at times. So I still stand by my point

[Girlbot]

I don't want to vacation there, just trade coffee.

Sorry no trade.

[AlexanderD]

Sorry no trade.

Ok then.

[Girlbot]

Ok then.

Nothing personal. It's just that Home Planet coffee and other sundries are so far superior that if they were tasted, then humans would make a greater effort to steal them and Home Planet spends lots of time staying hidden.

[Ukko]

Just remember the three panic period principles. The human animal is a social animal. Take away all stimulus, and the mind begins to feed on itself. Three panic periods later, they will tell you everything happily.

And when they do, i get to punish them for being traitors.

You cant find Home Planet

Thats what we let you believe, foreign agent.

[AlexanderD]

Nothing personal. It's just that Home Planet coffee and other sundries are so far superior that if they were tasted, then humans would make a greater effort to steal them and Home Planet spends lots of time staying hidden.

So much for friendly trade relations...